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		<title>Get Smart and the IRS</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 23:45:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Maxwell Smart (referring to various implements of torture): Are you sure KAOS has all these devices? CONTROL scientist Carlson: Oh, yes – it&#8217;s standard equipment for terrorist organizations. Max: Well, where did you get these? Carlson: From the Bureau of &#8230; <a href="http://www.rodschmidt.com/2010/03/11/get-smart-and-the-irs/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<td><strong>Maxwell Smart</strong> (referring to various implements of torture): Are you sure KAOS has all these devices?</p>
<p><strong>CONTROL scientist Carlson</strong>: Oh, yes – it&#8217;s standard equipment for terrorist organizations.</p>
<p><strong>Max</strong>: Well, where did you get these?</p>
<p><strong>Carlson</strong>: From the Bureau of Internal Revenue.</td>
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		<title>Is that all you&#8217;ve got?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I saw this post on secretGeek and it made me laugh because it is so true. I&#8217;ve been depressed about the world lately, but this post reminds me that most of this stuff is hype by the media and we&#8217;ve got &#8230; <a href="http://www.rodschmidt.com/2008/10/10/is-that-all-youve-got/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I saw <a href="http://www.secretGeek.net/isthatit.asp">this</a> post on secretGeek and it made me laugh because it is so true.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve been depressed about the world lately, but this post reminds me that most of this stuff is hype by the media and we&#8217;ve got to put it in perspective.</p>
<p>The media and government uses fear to control us. Don&#8217;t listen to them. Listen to yourself.</p>
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